Humphrey to me this morning: "Do You Want to Cure Yourself?"

O man, do I ever.

Humphrey is the name of a spambot that visited me this morning to ask, "Do you want to cure yourself?"

So that was one spam I actually opened, because, you know...just in case.

I think it's important to open the odd can of Spam now and again, if for no other reason then simply to show The Man you're not scared.

And it was from Humphrey, and I seem to get a lot of spam from that one guy Humphrey.

And out here in meat space I actually do have a friend named Humphrey, an awesome lovely dude who just wants to be an American citizen for cripes' sake, and I really like getting email from him.

But it was just my luck. Same old pharmaceuticals from Canada.

A couple of friends (half my readership) emailed to ask if that was really reeally REALLY my last post.

i was totally kidding. just as i will never properly maintain this blog, so will i never properly leave it.

and because i have nothing to say and i am saying it, I'll just keep saying it:

THIS is my last post. Honest.