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Reality Shows We've Thought of ...Then Thought Better...So Then Just Posted. Because We Can.

"Oh No You DID'n't!"
True Crime Stories About People Who Do the Horrible Things We've All Contemplated Tagline: How Many Times Have You Wanted to Go There?...These People Really Did.
(Car-plowing crowds at street festivals, microwaving a newborn baby, torching a spouse for any reason, and other unacceptable acts)

Poor Eye for the Rich Guy
Immigrant Rental-Style Home Makeovers for the People Who Live Upstairs Ever wanted expert advice about how to achieve just the right balance of shabby-chic South-of-NAFTA style with all that money you made investing wisely and then buying cheaply in a transitional neighborhood? Want to know how to maximize your space as if you had to share it with three other families and some day-laboring cousins, even if you have it all to yourself? Does your loft need that extra touch of something indefinable that says, "I'm not just an overpaid IT technician, I'm an Authentic American?" Well, tune into PERG where we show you how to use lime green (the new basic) in your home, and how to accessorize your kitchen and bath with Food Lion brands out on open shelves.

Who's Your Daddy?
Taking the Search for Family to the Mean Streets and Main Streets
Ever wonder what the chances are that you could finally find that long-lost authority figure in your own back alley? WYD? asks this question, too, and more: every week we take the WYD? van to a different inner-city neighborhood or rural backwater with our contestants to find alimony-jumpers, bail-skippers, and ne'er-do-wells dads. We gather likely candidates and place them in line-ups for contestants to choose (after we've already coerced--um, gleaned, confessions from the "right" dad). Winning contestants get to collect the equivalent of back-child-support from our sponsors: the DC, Maryland, and Virginia Lottery Boards; Little Debbies Snacks; and Big Jug Liquors. Losers have to take their real dads home.